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| Posted: 09 Jan 2006 00:21 Last Edited By: handlemistakes | |
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There are many mistakes that can be done with vehicles. The most usual ones are sorted here, in a hierarchical list:
1. Colliding with another car/truck 2. Colliding with a rock/tree/building or another stable material 3. Colliding with a pedestrian, dog or another sensible material 4. Driving off the road, hurting you, other people in the car, the car itself and maybe also colliding into something 5. Getting caught by some thieves 6. Getting caught by the cops 7. Driving too slow 8. Looking like you’re focused on the driving Well, believe it or not but there are actually some very good solutions for those issues: 1. a) When you are going to collide with another vehicle, push the brakes, then you generally have 2 choices; either you turn right, or you turn left. Make the decision ASAP(as soon as possible) and then go for it. If the person in the opposite car responds with doing the same thing then just wait until he/she changes his/her's mind and turns to the other side. That strategy works in 95% of all such cases. What happens if you are one of the unlucky 5%? Well it's not a big problem, just turn more at the chosen direction until you go off-road. It might not save your car but it might save your life. What happens if you turn at one direction and then change your mind and go to the other one when you see that the opposite car had chosen the same line? Well, then it's a 95% chance that you collide into it. b) If you already collided with a car/truck and everybody in the cars survived, and it was your fault, then your victim might sue you. Don't panic or be frustrated. Try to contact your victim before he contacts a lawyer. Send flowers to your victim, do a personal visit, be nice, sweet, friendly and peaceful. Chances are that your victim changes his/her's mind and might forgive you for the tragedy. If he/she still wants money for damages or if he/she is going to call a lawyer then maybe a Nervous-break-down-act with a lot of crying could change the victim's mind. c) If you did b) with the exception that someone or some died then you are in real trouble. Order some anti-depressive medicine, take a big loan and order an expensive lawyer, if you don't like to get in jail. 2. a) Once you drive on a slippery surface, slow the vehicle when you drive through curves, even if you have passengers. Don't drive when you're extremely tired and when you're drunk. That can prevent you from losing your control of the vehicle and crash into something. b) If you already collided with a stable material, ensure that you get help quickly if you’re not on a main road where others can call for help, but first; try to quickly destroy the brakes of the car with a hammer or something, and then you have a good excuse for your insurance company. 3. a) There's not much that can be done for avoiding such incidents, other than just don't drink'n drive and only drive when you are really awake and not in a sleeping mood. Some new cars have a built in auto-parking system that are not only good for parking your car at narrow places but it can also watch out for babies and dogs that plays in the area. b) After you done it, call for help immediately, because if you chose another strategy like etc running away ASAP and they find you, then you are in real troubles. The rest of this answer is very much like "1. b)". In other words, try to be nice and not like a bitch. Maybe some anti-depressive medicine can help here depending on the situation and how emotional you are. 4. When you drive off road then the solution depends very much on the situation. See "2. a)" If you want to know how to prevent it. If you want to solve the issue regarding your insurance company then just destroy the brakes and you will fool anyone. If someone died then buy some anti-depressive medicine. If you want to heal any wounded parts of your body for a cheap price, then contact an illegal immigrant with a good education in medicine. 5. a) Why buying an expensive car when you can buy a cheap one? Prevent this situation by buying a cheap and old car that nobody gives a shit about. Also, don't drive in suspicious areas outside the town if you don't have to. b) As soon as you see that somebody follows you, call the police and tell them where you are and in which direction you are heading forward to. If you have other people in your car, let them throw heavy things on your followers in order to hurt their car, doing it yourself can be tricky but it works if you have a good balance. If they have guns and shoot at you, then stop immediately with the ongoing throwing scene, and instead; increase the speed of your vehicle and try to drive like a snake, wriggle. 6. a) Prevent it by following the laws, especially in areas where there are many cops. You don't have to worry much when you just drive at the countryside. b) There are a lot of things that you can do if you want to speak your way through the justice, since policemen generally are very corrupt. Try to speak with a clear voice in the beginning and then you slowly but constantly increase the emotion level, do a Nervous-break-down-act that ends with upsetness and a completely unfairness-looking. The cop might let you to go away a long time before you even started to speak like a blond. 7 (only if you have passengers). Have you ever felt irritated on someone that drove a vehicle, in a very slow speed? I guess most people had. Therefore, when you drive and you have one or a few passengers with you, don't waste other times! Drive fast and keep the speed as close to the speed limit as you can. 8 (only if you have passengers). One mistake that many people do when they have passengers is that they concentrate themselves too much on the driving and not on socializing themselves with their passengers. They will soon think that you are boring if you keep doing it regularly. Therefore, try to think faster and if you are too slow for this despite this advise then you can always buy an automatic transmission car. |
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